[To the tune of "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel]
Disney owns nine tenths of the nation; The FFMP aides trout protection;
Chevron analyzes negotiation; Sanjay is fueled by SIP notation;
Lunch was craved; R&D Saved;
Posters at the Dessert Bar;
I didn’t present a paper, though I thought about it, I didn’t flout it;
I didn’t present a paper, but to be clear, I think I might next year.